Emotionally Constipated T-Shirt – Funny Oversized Comfort Colors Tee

Zero fcks given—literally. Our I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sht in Weeks Comfort Colors T-Shirt is the perfect mix of dark humor and ultimate comfort. Made from premium heavyweight cotton, this oversized tee is soft, durable, and effortlessly on-trend. If sarcasm is your coping mechanism, this shirt was made for you.

😂 Hilariously Relatable: A must-have for anyone running low on emotional bandwidth.
🔥 Oversized Fit: For a laid-back, trendy vibe, we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes.
🎨 Multiple Colors Available: Pick your favorite shade and embrace your apathy in style.

Wear it loud, wear it proud—because sometimes, you just can’t give a sh*t. Grab yours now!